Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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