do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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