only if we run a train.
done.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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