I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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