How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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