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(313): View more from Michigan

Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.

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(509): View more from Washington

She's JV to your varsity

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(858): View more from California

i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth

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(818): View more from California

She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?

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(269): View more from Michigan

I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.

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(702): View more from Nevada

The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves

(806): View more from Texas

That's not technology. Doesn't count.

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(208): View more from Idaho

You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.

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(406): View more from Montana

We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever

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