you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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