For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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