So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My life is pants optional.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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