this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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