yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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