she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm šš»š
We are so blessed
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
At least Iām an āessential employeeā and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesnāt ask why Iām essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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