Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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