Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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