But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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