And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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