he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
