Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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