3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i wish my penis had a tongue
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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