picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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