I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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