I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
