If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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