your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Also, beer. Big fan.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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