This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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