just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Randomize
