As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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