i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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