yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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