I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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