The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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