wat bout pragnant strippers??
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
it was like eating out sand paper
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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