so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
