Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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