i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
