One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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