He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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