The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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