We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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