Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
