so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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