yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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