I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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