So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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