So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
nutella sex= disaster
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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