We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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