dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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