i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize