All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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