I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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