Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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