Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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