I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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