Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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